Helen Catherine Carroll (Gaga), age 84, of Staten Island, NY. Escaped this mortal realm on Sunday, February 2nd, 2025. Leaving behind 18 cases of Coca-Cola, 12 bottles of Dawn dish soap, and 32 boxes of Entenmann's mini blueberry muffins along with multitudes of other random items that would prove useful in the event of an apocalypse or the opening of a super mega grocery store.

Helen is survived by her overly-patient and caring daughter Karen, who was her happiest accomplishment; three grandchildren Ryan(Prince), Emma(Beano) and Ella(Helga) Carroll; brother Peter Carroll; nephew John Morel; and lifelong friends Gail and Tony Marshall.

Helen retired from the USCG after a zillion years of begrudging civil service in Accounting, where she accumulated roughly 200 pens, an abacus, and a salty disposition ensuring everyone knew that she worked day in day out. A strong woman before feminism appeared in Wikipedia.

She enjoyed golfing, beach going, dolphin watching, Shark Tank, QVC shopping, cannolis, filet mignons, gardening with her Grandchildren, the blue mountains on a Coors Light can, and the nightly calls to her family members.

Gaga peacefully passed surrounded by her family, loving dogs, and happy memories all the way. Condolences may be left for her family at www.SimplyCremationOnline.com

In lieu of flowers we would ask for donations to be made in the name of Helen Carroll to the Golden Paws mobile veterinarian (https://link.clover.com/urlshortener/BBbXF9 )